I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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