Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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