I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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