We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Porn is love you can see.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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