Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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