Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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