I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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