After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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