I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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