You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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