there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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