the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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