Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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