Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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