I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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