At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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