I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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