every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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