office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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