I CAN MOONWALK!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
