I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am midnight drunk by noon
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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