I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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