Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We have so much sex to catch up on
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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