don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
