he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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