is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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