My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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