Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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