in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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