I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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