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Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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