Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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