Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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