She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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