I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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