I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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