Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
operation have a gay friend backfired
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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