he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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