ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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