So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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