Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
whose parrot is this?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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