My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I think people are normalizing furries
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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