Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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