i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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