Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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