I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just googled if crying burns calories
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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