is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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