He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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