matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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