Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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