But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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