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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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