My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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