Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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