It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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