we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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