yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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