.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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