drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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